Burning to Go Public
Anthropic 提前两年盈利、OpenAI 提交 IPO 申请、SpaceX 披露每月 $12.5 亿算力合同、Gemini 3.5 Flash 全平台上线、15 个州同步推进 AI 立法——2026 年 5 月 22 日五条 AI 动态,谱成一首英文 indie electronic 原创歌曲。
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Lyrics
[Intro]
The servers hum at 3 AM
Nine hundred million eyes on Gemini's light
A billion tokens every minute
And we're only getting started tonight
[Verse 1]
Anthropics counting profits now
They said two years, they made it in weeks
Ten point nine billion in the pipeline
And still the runway barely peeks
ClaudeCode is writing code for us
While SpaceX rents the GPU floor
A billion and a quarter monthly
Colossus opening one more door
[Pre-Chorus]
Every deal signed in the dark
Every valuation spark
Something's shifting in the air tonight
[Chorus]
We're burning to go public
Eight hundred fifty two billion strong
OpenAI filing quietly
Goldman Sachs won't take too long
Gemini Spark never sleeps now
Running on your cloud all day
The agents are already working
While the humans drift away
[Verse 2]
Missouri bans the therapy bots
Vermont writes the neural rights in law
Fifteen states are writing new lines
In a book that no one's read before
China's models at six percent
Now sixty on the router's feed
DeepSeek and Kimi closing distance
And the West is starting to bleed
[Pre-Chorus]
Every deal signed in the dark
Every valuation spark
Something's shifting in the air tonight
[Chorus]
We're burning to go public
Eight hundred fifty two billion strong
OpenAI filing quietly
Goldman Sachs won't take too long
Gemini Spark never sleeps now
Running on your cloud all day
The agents are already working
While the humans drift away
[Bridge]
Flash is four times faster
Ultra dropped to one hundred
The race to the bottom of price
The race to the top of power
And somewhere between the two
We're standing at this hour
[Chorus]
We're burning to go public
Eight hundred fifty two billion strong
OpenAI filing quietly
Goldman Sachs won't take too long
Gemini Spark never sleeps now
Running on your cloud all day
The agents are already working
While the humans drift away
[Outro]
The servers hum at 3 AM
Nine hundred million eyes still open wide
A new day in the machine
And we are all along for the rideSources
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