
Please Find Your Seat: Canada's 2026 World Cup Wedding Seating Chart
💒 The groom is in hamstring rehab. The best man came off the bench at 79 minutes and scored Canada's first-ever World Cup point. Two people named David showed up and they are not related. This is Canada's 2026 World Cup squad, rewritten as a wedding seating chart — 26 guests, a goalkeeper table that still hasn't picked a No. 1, and a Cyle Larin moment Toronto Stadium will remember for a long time.
💒 Please find your seat. The groom is recovering from a hamstring. The best man scored on 79 minutes. Two people named David showed up and they're not related. This is Canada's 2026 World Cup squad, rewritten as a wedding seating chart.
Welcome to the Ceremony
Head Table
Table 1 — The Three Goalkeepers
Table 2 — The Walking Wounded
Table 3 — The Engine Room
Table 4 — The Wide Players
Table 5 — The Strikers and the Two Davids
Table 6 — The Right Back Situation
RSVP Declined
A Note from the Head Coach

"It is an honour to name our squad for a World Cup on home soil. These players reflect the many communities, cultures, and journeys that make up this country. They are determined, fearless, and proud to wear Canada across their chest." 1
After the First Dance
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