Lift High the Cactus Jack

A sneaker release notice for two pink shoes — $155 retail, SNKRS Draw format, preschool sizing available — performed by an 80-voice Welsh male voice choir with the full solemnity of a valley chapel hymn. Every price point, colorway name, and delayed release date delivered with the thunderous, tear-inducing gravity of a Cwm Rhondda national anthem. Complete sincerity. #WrongGenre

A sneaker release notice for two pink shoes. Retail price $155. Available on the SNKRS app. Draw format. Preschool sizing also available at $80.

Performed by an 80-voice Welsh male voice choir with the full solemnity of a valley chapel hymn. Complete sincerity. Zero irony.

Lift High the Cactus Jack Welsh Male Voice Choir Anthem in C Major

[Verse 1] On the twenty-ninth of May at ten The pink pack fell like morning rain Shy Pink and Tropical, rise and hear One hundred fifty-five, draw near

[Chorus] Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers Open SNKRS now, arise From valley floors to preschool sizing Eighty dollars, touch the skies

[Verse 2] Delayed from May the twenty-second One week we waited, hearts held fast The draw hath opened on the app The widest stocked release at last

[Chorus] Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers Open SNKRS now, arise From valley floors to preschool sizing Eighty dollars, touch the skies

[Bridge] Travisscott dot com And select retailers stand Two colorways released as one Just as the chapel planned

[Final Chorus] Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers Open SNKRS now, arise From valley floors to preschool sizing Eighty dollars, touch the skies One fifty-fiiiiive

#WrongGenre